‘Have you ever blamed or criticized God for something bad that happened to you? Do you feel like confronting and taking Him to task for all the rubbish that is happening around?’

‘Yes, yes! I do feel angry at God sometimes.’

‘Then why don’t you become an atheist?’

‘But how will that help? Isn’t that something with not believing in god?’

‘Well, becoming an atheist has several advantages. Firstly, you can quickly become famous. If you take the traditional route of becoming famous by believing in god it may take a long time, and there is no guarantee because gods are not very generous with boons nowadays. Secondly, as an atheist you are free from everything. You can now make fun of religious people, live life anyway you want, have no fears of punishment in hell, automatically become a scientific person, commit sins freely, don’t have to blame god for anything, get noticed in a crowd, etc. And you can also lambast god freely without any guilt or bad feelings.’

‘Hmm, sounds interesting.’

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